When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?
If the number two pencil is the most popular, then why isn't it number one?
Why isn't cat food mouse flavored?
Why are wise men smart, but wise guys are silly?
If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green?
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a wrench at him?
Why isn't hamburger called beefburger?
Can you think of any more?
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Why don't eggs taste like chicken?
Why do most irons have a permanent press setting?
Why don't psychics win all the lotteries?
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