We have a rooster. He's big, mean, and ugly. He dominates all the hens and attacks us at every opportunity. The younger children live in terror of his beak. The large children never venture to the coop without a baseball bat. But- we have solved the problem. We have discovered why he's mean.
Our rooster is a communist.
How do we know this?
He's repelled by the "Star-Spangled Banner".
2 comments:
I'm laughing.
Ha ha ha.
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